You're so nebulous sometimes
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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