Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
At least make sure they are 18
Why
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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