I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
two words...techno handjob
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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