have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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