Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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