This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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