If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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