She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I feel like a drive thru vagina
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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