the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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