CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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