Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Randomize
