She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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