are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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