fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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