On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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