from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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