Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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