Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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