You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
