when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
3pm strippers are depressing
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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