We won't sleep together?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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