I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
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