We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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