I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Farmville is her only friend.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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