yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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