I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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