Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I love you. Go after that dick
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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