Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize
