Sry I called you an 8
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
im on a boat
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