There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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