I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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