My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
We don't watch enough power rangers
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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