Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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