Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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