What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
where are you?
Hypothermia
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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