did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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