For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
my being single is dangerous.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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