I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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