:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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