But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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