please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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