I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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