Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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