Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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