how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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