You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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