I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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