This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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