Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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