There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I just blew my weed a kiss
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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