She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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