He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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